It's time for shag, marry, cliff!

Rules:

1. Comment to this and I will give you 3 people.
2. Label which you would marry, shag, and throw off a cliff.
3. Provide pictures and the names of 3 people.
4. Post this meme with your answers.

b_hallward gave me Faith, Tara, and Buffy.

Well, considering that I spend most of season three thinking, "Oh, god, Faith, do me now," Faith goes in the shag category. I couldn't put up with her for long, plus, she's not exactly the commitment type, but a night of mind blowing sex? Yeah. (Or two nights... okay, three at the most.)

Tara is sweet, responsible, and understanding. Excellent marriage material. She does have some self esteem issues, but they're not so crippling that I would be driven crazy by my inability to "heal" her. She's patient enough to put up with my mood swings and my oversensitive nature, but I could count on her to put her foot down when it really mattered. And she could teach me magic! That would be so cool.

Plus, you know, she's utterly gorgeous.

Which leaves Buffy to be thrown off of a cliff. I feel kind of bad about it (unless it's season seven Buffy, in which case, she had it coming), but, hey, she has slayer powers, so she'll be fine.

I should be doing vitally important schoolwork. But that's a given. From now until the start of winter break, assume that I should be working, but I'm not.

Guess what I have that you don't! Unless you have pineapple juice. In which case, guess what I have that you also have. That's right, it's pineapple juice! How did you know?

What's on my mind that isn't incredibly important homework or delicious, tasty pineapple juice? In a word, Buffy, Buffy, Buffy. I'm getting the complete set for Christmas, I've been netflixing seasons four and five, and I just bought the first season eight graphic novel.

( Spoilers )

Continuing the Buffy theme, I am currently reading The Chosen, a fanfic season eight and nine. I was directed to it after asking if anyone knew of a fic that brings Tara back that also doesn't suck. (I'm only a little obsessed, all right?)

I really should get started on that term paper due tomorrow. Like really really.